MONDAY C-C-C-COUCHLOCK

NEW ON NETFLIX INSTANT STREAMING
10 Items or Less: Seasons 1 & 2 
Fishing With John: Season 1
Fraggle Rock: Seasons 4 & 5 
The Merlin TV movies with Sam Neill and Helena Bonham Carter
Trailer Park Boys Seasons 1 & 2 -- Don't know when they took these off, to be honest. This is my favorite show of all-time.

Sunday Couchlock

New on Netflix Instant
Breaking Bad SEASON 4


TV Listings
8:00pm
Big Brother (CBS) -- Nominations and scheming for those of us who don't watch the Showtime version or read spoilers on the internet. (Not me, I love reading spoilers.)
WWE Money In The Bank (Pay Per View) -- If you feel like dropping $44.95 ($54.95 in HD) then by all means, have at it. The card looks pretty exciting, and I can always handle another CM Punk/Daniel Bryan match.
Cupcake Wars (Food Network)
Leverage (TNT)
True Life (MTV) -- "I have a hot mom"


9:00pm
True Blood (HBO) -- OHHH LURRRRD I'm so happy Russell is back, even if only temporarily. And vampire Tara is way more fun to watch than regular Tara.
Food Network Star (Food Network)
Falling Skies (TNT)
Ice Road Truckers (History)
Hoarding: Buried Alive (TLC) -- Always good to watch when you know you need to clean but you don't have the motivation.

10:00pm
3 Days To Open w/Bobby Flay (Food Network)
The Great Escape (TNT)
The Newsroom (HBO)
Political Animals (USA)
Breaking Bad (AMC) --SEASON 5 PREMIERE

Stay Green!

Thursday Couchlock: RETURN OF BIG BROTHER

Still nothing new added to Netflix Instant, so I'm going to just list off some already-added items that I can spend hours watching:

• Trailer Park Boys
• The Good Guys
• Workaholics
• Kenny vs. Spenny
• Parks & Recreation
• Breaking Bad
• Louie

TV Listings
8:00pm
Chopped (Food Network) (reruns)
TNA Impact Wrestling (Spike)


9:00pm
BIG BROTHER (CBS) -- This (and True Blood) is my SUMMER GUILTY PLEASURE SHOW, you guys. I'm all about this show. Now I even have Showtime so I'll be able to watch the After Dark crap. This year has 12 new houseguests with 4 previous players coming back to "mentor" in teams of three. When all three of the houseguests they are mentoring get booted, they get booted too. So the returning people are playing their own game and are not eligible for the Big Prize. Spoiler: One of the houseguests is the son of former pro wrestler "Sycho" Sid.
Wipeout (ABC)
Burn Notice (USA)


10:00pm
Wilfred/Louie (FX)
Suits (USA)
Mountain Men (History)


Stay Green!

Tuesday Couchlock

There's nothing new streaming on Netflix today, so instead let me recommend you check out The Union. After you watch it (and I suggest you do, it's one of the best cannabis docs ever made), check out the Kickstarter to get the sequel made. And while you're at it follow Adam Scorgie, the filmmaker on Twitter, as well as the sequel's official Twitter

TV Listings
8:00pm
Wipeout (ABC)
MLB All-Star Game -- not enough medical-grade cannabis in the world for me to watch baseball, but if you're into it then LUCKY YOUUUUUU!
Cupcake Wars (Food Network) -- Tony Hawk shows up to...I guess do some rad kickflips over a kiddie pool of frosting? He's closing in on 50 so I'm sort of eager to see what kind of hairstyle he tries to pull off.
Destination Truth (Science Channel) -- Season 5 premiere, hunting for Vietnam's Bigfoot. Honestly the Science Channel is insane and could easily deserve a Couchlock column all to itself. If you ever have nothing to watch, head to the Science Channel. (Or Food Network, obviously.) 
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) 


9:00pm
Destination Truth (Science) -- Return to the Haunted Forest of Romania & Belize Goblin. 
White Collar (USA) -- I will always promote any of USA's hourlong shows even if I don't watch any of them. Except Psych, which I do watch. Great show.
Storage Wars (A&E) -- I watch this way too much considering Barry is the only halfway-likeable character.


10:00pm
Tosh.0/Wokaholics (Comedy Central) -- Seriously, what else would you be watching?
Chopped (Food Network) -- This is why they made DVR.
The Glee Project (Oxygen) -- Just in case my mom is reading this column, which I highly doubt.
Craft Wars (TLC) -- This show is a real pisser. The contestants have an entire wall of crafting supplies (similar to the pantry on Chopped) that they can pull and use from and it about made my girlfriend pee her pants.
Teen Mom (MTV) -- Pure garbage, but I don't judge people for their viewing habits.


That's all for tonight, see you goons tomorrow. Stay Green!

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Monday Couchlock

After a slow, miserable weekend where it was scorching outside and boring inside, Monday is here to dump a whole lot of TV on you and make your DVR put in some overtime.

New on Netflix Streaming
Conan the Barbarian -- This is the new one, the one that has Khal Drogo instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think it made about $40 in theaters.
Bad Lieutenant -- the 1992 original, not the Nicholas Cage remake.
Memento
Futurama: Bender's Big Score/Bender's Game/Into the Wild Green Yonder/Beast With A Billion Backs
The Rules of Attraction


TV Listings
8:00pm
Fear Factor (NBC)
Hell's Kitchen (FOX)
Bizarre Foods Celebrates 100 (Travel)


9:00pm
American Ninja Warrior (NBC)
Masterchef (FOX)
WWE Monday Night RAW (USA)
American Pickers (History)
Bizarre Foods America (Travel)


10:00pm
Pawn Stars (History)
Glass House (ABC)
Lizard Lick Towing (TruTV)
Four Houses (TLC)
Hotel Impossible (Travel)


Here's Huell Howser to take us home, and he JUST CAIN'T BUH-LIEVE a dog would eat an avacado.

Friday Couchlock

New on Netflix Instant
Immortals -- This is the only thing added today.

Friday Night TV
8:00pm
Arena Football: Milwaukee at Jacksonville (NFL Network)
WWE Smackdown (SyFy)
Duck Dynasty (A&E) -- There's a FOUR HOUR marathon on tonight. Get comfy.
Smiley Face (Showtime Next)


9:00pm
Say Yes to the Dress (TLC)
The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO)
the Hangover Part II (HBO2)


10:00pm
Comedy Bang Bang (IFC) -- Seth Rogan guests!
Mystery Diners (Food Network)
The Culinary Adventures of Baron Ambrosia (Cooking Channel)

Not a lot on tonight. Make sure and check out the newest Doug Loves Movies podcast. See you tomorrow!