Tuesday Couchlock

There's nothing new streaming on Netflix today, so instead let me recommend you check out The Union. After you watch it (and I suggest you do, it's one of the best cannabis docs ever made), check out the Kickstarter to get the sequel made. And while you're at it follow Adam Scorgie, the filmmaker on Twitter, as well as the sequel's official Twitter

TV Listings
8:00pm
Wipeout (ABC)
MLB All-Star Game -- not enough medical-grade cannabis in the world for me to watch baseball, but if you're into it then LUCKY YOUUUUUU!
Cupcake Wars (Food Network) -- Tony Hawk shows up to...I guess do some rad kickflips over a kiddie pool of frosting? He's closing in on 50 so I'm sort of eager to see what kind of hairstyle he tries to pull off.
Destination Truth (Science Channel) -- Season 5 premiere, hunting for Vietnam's Bigfoot. Honestly the Science Channel is insane and could easily deserve a Couchlock column all to itself. If you ever have nothing to watch, head to the Science Channel. (Or Food Network, obviously.) 
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family) 


9:00pm
Destination Truth (Science) -- Return to the Haunted Forest of Romania & Belize Goblin. 
White Collar (USA) -- I will always promote any of USA's hourlong shows even if I don't watch any of them. Except Psych, which I do watch. Great show.
Storage Wars (A&E) -- I watch this way too much considering Barry is the only halfway-likeable character.


10:00pm
Tosh.0/Wokaholics (Comedy Central) -- Seriously, what else would you be watching?
Chopped (Food Network) -- This is why they made DVR.
The Glee Project (Oxygen) -- Just in case my mom is reading this column, which I highly doubt.
Craft Wars (TLC) -- This show is a real pisser. The contestants have an entire wall of crafting supplies (similar to the pantry on Chopped) that they can pull and use from and it about made my girlfriend pee her pants.
Teen Mom (MTV) -- Pure garbage, but I don't judge people for their viewing habits.


That's all for tonight, see you goons tomorrow. Stay Green!

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